My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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