can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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