yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
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Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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