I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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