i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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Operation Purity has been aborted
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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