doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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