No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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