I got chris browned last night
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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