Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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