grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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