its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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