do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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