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garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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