just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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