Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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