Don't you send me to vm
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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