what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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