bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
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I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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