Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
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On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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