You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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