dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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