Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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