I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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