last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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