Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
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I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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