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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
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I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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