so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
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I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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