Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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