fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
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I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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