May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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