I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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