i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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