Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
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I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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