If that was your dad, he is hot
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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You need Xanax blowdarts
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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