He had one of those small greek statue penises
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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