So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
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