Me. At least after what I've been through.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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