So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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