There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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