am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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