bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
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we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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