Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
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Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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