I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I need to calm my uterus...
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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