Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
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There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
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But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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