We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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