1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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