I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
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I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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