I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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