And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
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I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He's on the porch naked. Help.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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