i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
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You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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